Party-Crashing at the VMAs

I wanted to see the VMAs weeks before it aired, and I'm so ticked I didn't get to see it live. You've already heard what happened, but here's the collection of YouTube clips.

First, Lil Mama crashes Jay-Z's and Alicia Keys's performance. She said she was "really feelin' it," and gosh darn it, she couldn't be contained in her seat!



The second-best new Internet meme of Photoshop after Kanye.



I don't need to explain what happened with Taylor Swift and Kanye West. Even if I did, I'm not in the US right now, and MTV deleted all videos of the incident so that it would be the only one with footage, yet it's not offered outside of the US. Douchetools.

I stole this from bigtimenarutofan on YouTube, the only international file-sharing site that won't give me a virus.

Lizard tails have a mind of their own?

Something like that. A lizard or a gecko can jump without a tail, even though its balance is off. However, did you know a tail will keep flopping around by itself after it's been chopped off from the rest of the body? Scientists have new evidence that suggests disembodied lizard tails know to move on their own because they react to the new environment. So, if you poke it, it'll recoil. If it's off on its own, it'll jump around in a panic. It looks like this:



Kinda reminds me of Thing from the Addams Family.